December 2011
I just wonder what happened sometimes :(
That moment when your parents actually say yes
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out.
Best pick-up line ever.
“Let’s go eat, I’m paying.”
Yes, i do.